From the kinda cheesy to the kinda dirty, I love jokes. That said, here are a few art related ones I recently came across in a quick web search. Mostly cheesy.
ABOVE: Richard Prince, I Changed My Name, 1988, acrylic and silkscreen on canvas, 56 x 78.5 inches
Q: What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?
A: Don’t use that tone with me.
Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of “Surreal”
A bumper sticker for artists: “My other car is a bike, too.”
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor’s office.
Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: the doctor’s office.
During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and asked the doctor, “What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?”
To this, the eye doctor responded, “I said to myself ‘Thank God I’m not a proctologist.'”
Went to an M.C. Escher exhibition today. All the best prints were on the second floor but unfortunately I couldn’t get there.
Q: What do you call an artist with asthma?
A: Van Cough